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Tagged by , who's damn lucky I love him because I hate filling this sort of thing out -.-

As far as tags go, um, take this if you want it ._.

RULES:
- Tell 100 Truths
- Tag 15 people after
- They do the same back to you

1. Last beverage = Water. I'm cool.
2. Last phone call = My father I think.
3. Last text message = Renee
4. Last song you listened to = Princess - Datarock
5. Last time you cried = ...lol

SIX HAVE YOU EVER’s
6. Dated someone twice = Yes -_-
7. Been cheated on? = Possibly but I'll never know for sure
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? = Nah.
9. Lost someone special? = Erm... yeah
10. Been depressed? = Happens to everyone.
11 Had a friend turn on you = Well, shit happens

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
Purple, purple, purple, purple

HAVE YOU:
12. Made new friends = Of course.
13. Fallen out of love = XD
14. Laughed until you cried = All the time.
15. Met someone who changed you = Definitely.
16. Found out who your true friends were = Oh certainly, I'm never taking the collars off now
17. Found out someone was talking about you = Naturally.
18. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = Ahaha.
19. How many people on your friend's list do you know in real life = Three or four.
20. How many kids do you want to have = None.
22. Do you want to change your name = I WANT TO BE AMANDA PIZZORNO
23. What did you do for your last birthday = Amazing party
24. What time did you wake up today = About quarter of five.
25. What were you doing at midnight last night = Rolling over, most likely.
26. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Thanksgiving, should be nice this year.
27. Last time you saw your father = Couple of weeks ago.
28. One thing you wish you could change about your life = It's all cool.
29. What are you listening to right now = House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
30. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Mmhm, he haz horsies
31. What's getting on your nerves right now? = That fact that someone isn't physically within striking distance, mostly
32. Most visited webpage = Google, naturally.

ABOUT ME:
33. What's your name = I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
34. Nicknames = Too many to list. Call me what you will.
35. Zodiac sign = Libra. We kind of own your shit.
36. Male or female = ...You have to ask?
37. Elementary = West and then Staffordville and then Witt
38. Middle School = SMS
39. High school = SHS
40. Hair color/eye color = Naturally it's medium brown, now it's black and pink. Hazelish.
41. Long or short = It's long.
42. Height = 5'10"
43. Do you have a crush on someone? = ...Just go away
45: What do you like about yourself = I can take a punch? ._. idfk
46. Piercings = Two in each lobe, helix, navel, side labret, nostril, had hips for about two days
47. Tattoos = None yet.
48. Righty or lefty = Righty.

FIRSTS :
49. First surgery = Will be in December. Minor shit.
50. First piercing = Ears.
51. First best friend = Renee.
52. First sport you joined = None to speak of.
53. First pet = Demon cat
54. First vacation = Bonita Beach if I remember correctly.
55. First concert = ...idr actually
56. First crush = That'd be Brandon, lololol

RIGHT NOW:
57. Eating = Nothing.
59. Drinking = Water.
60. I'm about to = Brush my teefs.
61. Listening to = Silence is Deafening - Napalm Death
62. Waiting for = Fatigue to set in.

YOUR FUTURE :
63. Want kids? = Nope.
64. Want to get married? = We'll see.
65. Careers in mind? = Something in teaching or psych.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER?
66. Lips or eyes = EYES
67. Hugs or kisses = Gimme.
68. Shorter or taller = Taller is nice.
69. Older or Younger = Don't care.
70. Romantic or spontaneous = Spontaneous is fun
71. Nice stomach or nice arms = ARMS. Holy shit arms.
72. Sensitive or loud = Loud
73. Hook-up or relationship = Meh. Honestly I can do without either.
74. Trouble maker or hesitant = Trouble maker, of course

HAVE YOU EVER :
75. Cried yourself to sleep = You're kidding ._.
76. Passed out after drinking = Ahaha, no.
77. Kissed a stranger = ...Errr >.>
78. Drank hard liquor = Nope.
79. Jumped in a pool with clothes on = Haha yes
80. Lost glasses/contacts = I lose EVERYTHING.
81. Sex on first date = Not for me. Do what you will.
82. Broken someone's heart = ...Apparently
83. Had your own heart broken = Can't be done.
86. Turned someone down = Naturally.
87. Cried when someone died = Actually... no I haven't. Wow I suck
88. Liked a friend that is the opposite gender = Certainly.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself = To some extent.
90. Miracles =
91. Love at first sight = Not a chance.
92. Heaven = Nope.
93. Santa Claus = DOOOON'T STOP. BELIEVIN'.
95. Kiss on the first date? = Of course ._.
96. Angels = Nein.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = Plenty, tbh.
98. Who is it? = HEY CHRIS And, you know, pretty much all of you, and everyone from here who's sick, and just yeah
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = Nooo.
100. Told 100 truths on this? = You'll never know.

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This part's 'cos nobody can say no to Drew Oh and assume everything below is a lie, as most of it likely will be. Better than "Virgin... virgin... fitting song lyric... virgin"

1.Anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I'd rape the shit out of all of you. Mrow.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
You'd better answer your phone when I call, love.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Wherever there isn't another body. Some nights there isn't much space.

4. Do you masturbate?
It's why I type so slow.

5. How often? Lately?
You're on AIM, right? And the speed at which I'm replying suggests that I'm typing with one hand, right?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
How the fuck else am I supposed to pay for new games?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. With ridiculous water pressure. Quick and brutal

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Who showers alone these days?

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I wrote my last term paper on Sasha Grey.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
If neither of us leaves with bite marks you've failed.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love you all. I love you hard

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Naturally. Nobody locks their windows it seems.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. Ladies is pimps too.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ask your mum, she knows them well

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
These things happen in my line of work

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Lothlorien

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
David Bowie's front lawn. He was into it.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
...Made fantastic cash off it though

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Gotta get paid.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
SOMETIMES MY NINJA SKILLZ FAIL ME OKAY

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
[link] Love you.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I turned Otep lesbian.

24. What's your sexuality?
Attractivepeoplesexual.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nobody can sit through Watchmen ._.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Well I couldn't get my hair to stay put and the messy look is in

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Redundant question.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
They introduced preferred customer discounts because of me.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
See above.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Naturally.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
The sort you have to keep bound to keep them from running off.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
For fuck's sake, listen when I tell you about my day at work.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I can't keep track of them all you know.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Sometime when you're taking delivery orders at the pizza place you get bored, alright

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Don't... don't use that office chair. I'm serious.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
One can absolutely unholy things with their eyes alone, let alone their mouth.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
You, get on the swing, nao.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Anything that hurts.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Well sometimes it takes extra work to keep the bed warm in the winter ._.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Drew and Shaun already have, the rest of you ought to man up

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